The Number of Siblings You Have

Love your parents have left to giveNumber of family minivansTime you have alone to masturbateTimes caught masturbating aloneOdds you live in a polygamist compoundCloseness of familyHow Irish you are

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The Troll: December 20, 2012

Ken M is an internet commenter who brings a uniquely moronic perspective to the issues of the day. Fueled by a winning combination of ignorance and confidence, Ken's insights range from the ...

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The Graphic Truth: The More Siblings You Have

Quality of Christmas presentsNoogiesLikelihood you're Irish CatholicImaginary friendsOdds that you have a niece or nephew who is older than youChances that you have 18 siblingsLikelihood of gettinÂ…STEVE! What the f*ck?! MOM! Steve ...

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The Troll: Bikinis, Bidets, and Brain Cells

Ken M. is an internet commenter who brings a uniquely moronic perspective to the issues of the day. Fueled by a winning combination of ignorance and confidence, Ken's insights range from the ...

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The Amount Of Money You Have

Problems Likelihood you're a musician Depth of Money Pool Likelihood that you own more than one car Likelihood that you own more than one car companyMonocles worn

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The Troll: October 11, 2012

Ken M is an internet commenter who brings a uniquely moronic perspective to the issues of the day. Fueled by a winning combination of ignorance and confidence, Ken's insights range from the ...

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