The Number of Siblings You Have

Love your parents have left to giveNumber of family minivansTime you have alone to masturbateTimes caught masturbating aloneOdds you live in a polygamist compoundCloseness of familyHow Irish you are

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The Graphic Truth: The More Siblings You Have

Quality of Christmas presentsNoogiesLikelihood you're Irish CatholicImaginary friendsOdds that you have a niece or nephew who is older than youChances that you have 18 siblingsLikelihood of gettinÂ…STEVE! What the f*ck?! MOM! Steve ...

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The Amount Of Money You Have

Problems Likelihood you're a musician Depth of Money Pool Likelihood that you own more than one car Likelihood that you own more than one car companyMonocles worn

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The Better Your School’s Basketball Team

March MadnessThe better your football teamHow good your team is at getting you a jobTimes your team got majorly screwed by the racist refsChance that you're on the basketball team.Chance that you're ...

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Miles Traveled on Your Family RoadTrip

Distance from homeTime you spend plotting ways to quietly kill a member of your familyHow much you hate your parentsComfortability pooping at rest stopsNumber of times your dad swears he's going to ...

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